1. Man vs Wild
The only thing I like to do more than watch Man vs. Wild is talk about Man vs. Wild, especially if I’m drunk. When I bring up Man vs. Wild, someone will inevitably say “It’s fake, there are youtube clips that prove that Bear exaggerates how much danger he is in.”
I guess I just don’t really care. He thought to squeeze an elephant turd into his mouth for the fluid, a trick he learned “from an old ranger.”
He weaved a rope out of willow branches to try to corral a wild horse to ride to safety. I’m a fan, I just like his style.






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